What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake
There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)
What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda? At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 Because I really like that one-to-one time.