A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat.
If your boss asks ""Working hard or hardly working?,"" come back with a witty quip like ""Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office.""
If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass.
What's a Redditor's favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry
When you look at Twitter's trending topics, it's a lot easier to understand why they have to write ""Do Not Eat"" on silica gel packets.
