Make day funny (3463a)

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If you're drinking a Starbucks coffee while complaining about paying $4.20 a gallon for gas, you should have your license revoked.

Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake. Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave.

""Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer.""

Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years? I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision. Compliments to my dad for that one.

Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich.

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