Just complained to my girlfriend that my iPhone battery wasn't lasting more than 2 hours & it dawned on me that I'm white & totally spoiled.
My friend is blind and ignorant to the pain so many people suffer of having burning shits after eating spicy food. What an insensitive asshole.
How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why.
My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three.
What does a subatomic duck say? Quark.
