Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier.
So, I was bragging about watermelons look like to my friends now she says we cantaloupe.
Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore.
Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!
I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life.