Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad
I've come to the realisation that I am a hipster. Well, that solved itself.
Asked my wife if I was going to get a ""tip"" for driving her around today. She laughed and laughed. Apparently so hard, she got a headache.
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal.
Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
