Did you hear about the Agnostic? Did you hear about the Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Her: Are you even listening to me or are you just tweeting? Me: Yes sweetie, I hate her too.
