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Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird. Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the lens making machine? He made a spectacle of himself. if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like
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The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff My Grandfathers dying words to me were, ""Are you still holding the ladder?"". What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?
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What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad! The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat. I have a crowbar in my garage. Worst customers,
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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick? M'alady For me, bondage was life-changing... Turns out I have a major latex allergy if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who
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autism awareness day A day for people with autism to be aware they have autism I'm the cat whisperer. because I whisper, ""I could kill you with my bare hands"" to them daily. Why Colonel had a bunch of
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I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone. What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box. My favorite position is the 68. You go down
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When I die donate my body to science Science: No thanks we're good Wow you changed your makeup in 16 different hot ways. And where did you learn those 8 moves that drove me wild *sees Cosmo on the table*
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Just got a job as a scientist and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on. It was my chemical romance. I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons. How do you know if
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So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number! What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic. The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand. What's the difference between a 6 year
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Where did the Nazis send the Juice? To the concentration camps. Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive. Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Ruberto. Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"" There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie
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I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it. Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep have you any wool...! Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address.
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BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God. Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it Did you hear about
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Me texting friend: Hey! What's up? Buddy: *sends picture of ceiling* Me: I am so glad I didn't ask ""how's it hanging"" How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. I put a message in an empty wine
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Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it. I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless. I love doing
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I say this to girls at the bar, gets tons of laughs everytime. ""So, what's your number?"" Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances. What do you call a monkey
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I hadn't been laid in a long time, so I slipped a girl a roofie at a bar. She still wouldn't have sex with me, she just wanted to sleep. Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them &
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[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really
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