I say this to girls at the bar, gets tons of laughs everytime. ""So, what's your number?""
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up his ass A ba-boom.
How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time.
when the news anchor says ""if you know anything about the crime please contact police"" dont call the police and re-tell the news story
