When I die donate my body to science Science: No thanks we're good
Wow you changed your makeup in 16 different hot ways. And where did you learn those 8 moves that drove me wild *sees Cosmo on the table* ah
Russia is invading Ukraine? US: ""NATO my watch!""
The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.
Why do liberal courts don't work? Because they don't like to judge anyone.
