So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!
What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question.
Man sticks finger into electrical socket... What happens next will shock you.
It's better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink Tentickles