I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!
Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open.
[interview] ""Describe yourself in 5 words."" me: Salacious. Professionally sensual. HR compliant.
Scientists have proved that there are two things in the air that cause women to get pregnant. Their legs.