What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!
The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat.
I have a crowbar in my garage. Worst customers, they shit everywhere.
What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.
What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender
