BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God.
Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it
Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art? He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks
Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines.
Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?