What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic.
The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize
I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,"" not ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS""
