autism awareness day A day for people with autism to be aware they have autism
I'm the cat whisperer. because I whisper, ""I could kill you with my bare hands"" to them daily.
Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital.
What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore