Where did the Nazis send the Juice? To the concentration camps.
Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.
Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS.
I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving.
Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this.
