I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone.
What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box.
My favorite position is the 68. You go down on me and I'll owe you one!
Do you need an Ark? I Noah guy.
How does an Argentinean commit suicide? He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off.