[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled...
I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid.
Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye
People who leave voicemails are probably the same people who will wait in line to have someone bag their stuff when self-checkout is free.
