Me texting friend: Hey! What's up? Buddy: *sends picture of ceiling* Me: I am so glad I didn't ask ""how's it hanging""
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
I put a message in an empty wine bottle and threw it in the ocean. It said, ""Please refill and return to sender."" Now I wait.
the average american eats 8 spidres in their sleep evrey year, but the exceptional american strives to eat at least 20
I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes.
