Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it.
I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless.
I love doing laundry... It's the only time you can separate the whites from the coloreds and no one gets offended.
What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong.
My girlfriend and I spent $40 on a pesto pasta It was worth every penne