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Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG A man walks into a bar... and his crippling alcoholism is tearing
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There was time in the old west A dog with three legs walks into a saloon, he slams open the doors, looks around at the startled patrons and asks, ""Anyone seen my PAW?"" Why is a pig in a water trough
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An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car My girlfriend is: - super sweet - light as a feather - pink
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Remember, your neighbours aren't going to be attacked by killer bees on their own. You have to want it. You need to make it happen. volcano (n.) [vol-key-noh] A mountain getting its rocks off. [revenge
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In this day and age, the closest most of us will get to finding happiness is free wifi and an economy-sized tub of Nutella. Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story.
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Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time! Religion is like a nude pic If it ends up on the internet you're entering a world of criticism I still can't believe it
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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Elevators. They work on so many levels. On November 9th... Me: ""I guess President Hillary Clinton is with VP Tim Kaine
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Why was the turkey (bird) named after the country? Because fuck you that's why I found a Squirtle in my pants & I'm not even playing Pokemon Go! According to my doctor, it'd be healthiest to stay away
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What do you call a hypochondriac dinosaur? Tri-serepax. Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man accused of viciously knife-raping his wife. Me
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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three. So I was eating my grandma out yesterday... When I tongued the familiar taste of horse semen, which is when I realized how my grandma
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What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego. Obama: Dave, it's Barack, we have an updog situation at the white house. Cameron: What's updog? *Obama high fives entire oval
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I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous) Just got a cat with a limp Called it Oedipus the needipus. I love it when I go to untie a shoe and inadvertently tie a Double Reverse Hitch knot and have
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Holmes: ""I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?"" Watson: ""No, shit, Sherlock"" Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents
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If a guy calls Life Alert and says ""Help I can't get up!!"" Does he have ED or can he really not get up?? 78, 68, 77, 69, 78, 68, 75, 65, 75, 67, 79, 60 My mom & me, changing the thermostat behind each
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So apparently a neighborhood watch is not watching bad stuff happen to your neighbor's home & then taking a nap The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed
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(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a
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Alligators can grow up to 8 feet! Though most only have 4 I like my women like I like my isotopes. Stable. *Wife walks in, the house is trashed* ""OMG..we've been burgled"" *I jump out of the closet in
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I used to be addicted to soap... But now I'm clean. These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?' You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about
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A horse walks in a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: I just found out I have cancer. If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself. Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's
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The first Jewish President is being sworn in His mother is in the audience, she turns to the man sitting beside her and says ""See my son up there? Well, his brother is a doctor!"" Let's hear some Confucius
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