An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car
My girlfriend is: - super sweet - light as a feather - pink - melts in my mouth when I eat her - always at a circus - possibly cotton candy
the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me
Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? ""Sure""[click] Couple: How does it look? ""I just got my hair done, so pretty good""
What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning.
