Holmes: ""I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?"" Watson: ""No, shit, Sherlock""
Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon [hope you can decrypt it]
Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us.
YOLO doesn't work for cats.
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the impressed bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that? "" The parrot shrieks.... ""*AFRICA!*""