(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in
What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though.
What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse? I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
Why won't the pimp date any of his girls? Because he doesn't want to get involved with a cockworker.
