I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)
Just got a cat with a limp Called it Oedipus the needipus.
I love it when I go to untie a shoe and inadvertently tie a Double Reverse Hitch knot and have to hire an Eagle Scout to get my sneaker off.
TIL that saying sushi instead of so shitty makes you smile. that is all. no need to click this. If you are reading this you clicked the link, and you are sushi.
What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato.
