In this day and age, the closest most of us will get to finding happiness is free wifi and an economy-sized tub of Nutella.
Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story.
What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie.
Today, I'm happy to say I am 12 years sober! Unfortunately it was only the first 12 years of my life and I've been drunk ever since.
As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises. I am an excellent driver.
