Alligators can grow up to 8 feet! Though most only have 4
I like my women like I like my isotopes. Stable.
*Wife walks in, the house is trashed* ""OMG..we've been burgled"" *I jump out of the closet in full hockey gear* HAVE YOU SEEN THE WASP KAREN?
My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy. It's one part rum, three parts pum.
A brunette tells her blonde friend that she can finally say that she's slept with a Brazilian. The blonde looks shocked and says, ""OMG, how many is a Brazilian???