Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG
A man walks into a bar... and his crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart
Yo Mama so Old... She pre-ordered the BIble!
Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo.
A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off.
