What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three.
So I was eating my grandma out yesterday... When I tongued the familiar taste of horse semen, which is when I realized how my grandma died.
Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal.
If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately
Guy [beating me up for making a joke at an inappropriate time]: whos funny now you piece of shit Me: wait, you thought i was funny before?