Make day funny (3245n)

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I used to be addicted to soap... But now I'm clean.

These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'

You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'

Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker That's an oxidant waiting to happen.

Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize

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