Make day funny (8500h)

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Remember, your neighbours aren't going to be attacked by killer bees on their own. You have to want it. You need to make it happen.

volcano (n.) [vol-key-noh] A mountain getting its rocks off.

[revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face.

A Roman Walks Into a Bar... and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. ""Five beers please,"" he says.

Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.

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