What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego.
Obama: Dave, it's Barack, we have an updog situation at the white house. Cameron: What's updog? *Obama high fives entire oval Office*
How is your mom just like a laundromat? For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Johnny sees that his dad has a black eye He asks him, ""Dad, why do you have a black eye?"" His dad replies, ""You're gonna have two if your girlfriends keep leaving their panties in my car""
What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume.
