Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!
Religion is like a nude pic If it ends up on the internet you're entering a world of criticism
I still can't believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone I mean, who TALKS on the phone
Kid: WAAAHH! MY TOY IS BROKEN!! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape won't fix... Kid: mfflr..frrrr..strnnn
I shouldn't have said that. - Me. Whenever I talk.