Login
Discover
Waves
Communities
Login
Signup
Kit of Joy
@joykit
57
His magnificence Joykit
Followers
308
Following
1
Follow
Email digest
Resource Credits
Available
Used
Location
Where the Joy is?
Website
https://steemit.com/@joykit
Created
2017-06-27 19:54
RSS Feed
Subscribe
Posts
Blog
Posts
Comments
Communities
Wallet
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (1810l)
Two assholes talking One says: hey, you wanna fart? The other says: sorry mate, I gotta run What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run Contrary to popular belief, the most common
$ 0.235
60
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (3978e)
Justin Timberlake postponing his Buffalo show Sat. & then going on Fallon is like that time I called in sick & tweeted a selfie on a boat. I was asleep in a forest... ...Then suddenly woke up and saw a
$ 0.237
59
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (8024e)
sometimes when i feel stupid, i look at the comments on the Walmart facebook page and feel better. Hello Darkness, my old frie- *the lights suddenly turn on* oh it's like that now? What is the clinical
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (2412j)
My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls. Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (5721y)
Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds. Sometimes I put on a belt made out of watches because I like to waist time Sometimes a special someone walks
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (6360e)
Want to hear a joke???? Women's rights I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke. A dyslexic walks in to a bra Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (5830m)
Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :) A man on his death bed: ""Honey, are you here?"" ""Yes darling"" ""Ana, are you here?"" ""I'm here daddy"" ""John, are you here too?""
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (6583i)
What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other. Despite its deceivingly yummy
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (9648i)
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. A QA tester walks into a bar... and orders 1 beers and orders 5 beers and orders 9999 beers and orders -1 beers and orders foobar beers
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (3472h)
Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down. Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted] What's
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (5447j)
[dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae. What's the turnover rate for pornstars?
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (6972h)
Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross. Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies. DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs*
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (6215n)
When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell. The dictator forced everyone to work in the butter industry. Some men just want to watch the world churn. Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege.
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (9423p)
""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (7051b)
The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german wording. I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit. Two bananas walk into a strip club.
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (5214q)
So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title *at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (3341k)
Gandolf here, TIFU by letting the Seahawks pass Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building? They blue it up. What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable What do
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (8358f)
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve. Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election [gf
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (7946a)
Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse
joykit
joke
8y
Make day funny (4790z)
Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon. Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner! What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?
← Latest
Older →
