What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other.
Despite its deceivingly yummy smell, this bar of oatmeal almond soap tastes just like soap.
Yo mamma's so fat... that she takes selfies in panorama mode
What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
