""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic
I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it.
Math problems for smartypants-s What is the square route of an EMU? A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!
What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian? That rig a Tonys.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?? Jah-Bless!