Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds.
Sometimes I put on a belt made out of watches because I like to waist time
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it.
Never own a pet store. Stores make bad pets.
Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb.
