Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :)
A man on his death bed: ""Honey, are you here?"" ""Yes darling"" ""Ana, are you here?"" ""I'm here daddy"" ""John, are you here too?"" ""Of course daddy"" ""Then who's in the fucking shop??""
Vagina jokes are not funny! Period.
What does Bill Cosby eat for breakfast? Rapefruit
Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes.