Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups.
Wanna hear a corny joke? Ethanol
If u wake up on Christmas morning wit a weird taste in ur mouth.....remember Santa only cums once a year