Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon.
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine? When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me.
What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? ""Meet me - oh, right..""