Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross.
Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies.
DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*
i found out how to kill vegetarian vampires a steak to the heart
Women are like a swimming pool... considering the money you spent on it and the time you spend in it