So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title
*at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER
As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
I'm the dog whisperer. I'll whisper the word ""dog"" 20.. hell, 30 times if the price is right