Two assholes talking One says: hey, you wanna fart? The other says: sorry mate, I gotta run
What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run
Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples.
Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got the gas bill
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.