The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german wording.
I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit.
Two bananas walk into a strip club. One banana looks over at the other and says, ""This is quite a peeling.""
How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating.
Why are paraplegics bad project teammates? They never carry their own weight.