My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls.
Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we're the patients.
How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house? One more.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
Why did the recruiters at the teacher's college have so much sex? They were good at getting people into BEd.