Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
A QA tester walks into a bar... and orders 1 beers and orders 5 beers and orders 9999 beers and orders -1 beers and orders foobar beers
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey.
How do clams communicate? A shell phone!
I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" I guess my teacher didn't think ""black people"" was a good answer.