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teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !! Who's the best person to invite
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Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish. Did it ever occur to you that people with tear drop tattoos are just really sad?
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So there I was, balls deep in peanut butter, when I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter is an odd name for a dog."" The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely
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3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked Two peanuts walk out of a bar one was assaulted( a salted)......peanut What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car. Name That Tune My school had a ""Name
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What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews. What's the difference between an angry man and a gay arab? An angry man shakes a fist... What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the
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What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert! Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old. Ron on Facebook says
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I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool She could never keep her pupils under control. Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help? *gets toy out of packaging,
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My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"" There should be a store for women in their 40's who try to dress like their children called Forever
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor. ""sir we don't hire people to be mannequins"" Me:*strikes mannequin pose* ""No, sir we don-"" M:*new pose*
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What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30 Why did the nuke switch course? Because a girl on the ground said ""I have a boyfriend"" later that day the nuke fell into depression Don't worry if a fat guy comes
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Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy. What did the Nazi say to the clock that went tick-tick-tick? Ve have vays of making you tock... What do you get when you cross a baseball with
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Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right. If I was an alcoholic, I'd stash all my booze in the laundry
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What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it. If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants. I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year. Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more
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What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy! Trump: ""Let's get that Muslim band going"" ""Band? We thought you said ban"" Trump: ""No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican
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What do you call Hitler on his birthday? Hightler Let's cure feminism with the 7up plan. Wake up Chin up Grow up Cheer up Lighten up Loosen up But most of all SHUT THE FUCK UP! my car is dead & i saw a
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Subway, Eat flesh. (If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.) Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck ""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him
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Dating is like a See-saw Not very fun when one of you is fat. What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic Are you the 7th planet from the sun? Cause I sure would like to probe Uranus.
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A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese... and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath. Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so...
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My blood type is A+ because I'm the best at everything. Even at having blood. Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None,
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