I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool She could never keep her pupils under control.
Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?
*gets toy out of packaging, earns engineering degree
What's the worst part of being a paedophile? It's hard to fit in.
I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!""