What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!
Trump: ""Let's get that Muslim band going"" ""Band? We thought you said ban"" Trump: ""No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?""
This hating of people breastfeeding in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to.
What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming